Chemistry 3

How did the child refuse his sodium tablets?
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- Na Na Na!

Chemistry 2

How did the wife attract the hubby's attention to the silverware in the shop?
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- She struck a knife and a fork together, and said, "Ag, sunte ho?"

Chemistry 1

Where would you find Calcium and Iron?

in a CaFe

Math Pun 1

 Making math puns is the first sine of madness

that's cos it's science

Bloody Laptop Bag!

what do you call a laptop bag full of blood?
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.latpat bag 

Oreo!

I only eat Oreo when I'm surfing the internet - my browser's very choosy when it comes to accepting cookies.

Deja Vu, Anyone?

Deja Poo : The feeling that you have heard this crap before