On holiday

Q: What did the vacationing family do when their hotel reservation got cancelled - and that too, during peak season?
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A: They had to check into a place far from the beach as a last resort.

For fans of Remo Fernandez

If Remo were to sing a song for Andaman & Nicobar Islands, what would it be?
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Dekho dekho
Ye hain Jarwa

For literature nuts 5

Which English poet would make very good business with his works?

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William because-he-knows-his-Words-worth (Wordsworth)

For literature nuts 4

Which poet would be a perfect activist of homosexual rights?

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Mirza Gay-lib (Ghalib)

For literature nuts 4

Which poet would be a perfect activist of homosexual rights?

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Mirza Gay-lib (Ghalib)

For literature nuts 3

Which English playwright would put make his contemporaries tremble in awe at his brilliance?

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William Shakes-peer (Shakespeare)

For literature nuts 2

Which English poet would be a perfect janitor to a lion's lair filled with urine?

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John Dry-den

For literature nuts -1

Which English poet, if he were gay and adopted a child would be the perfect mother figure to the baby?

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William Somerset "Mom" (Maugham)

Punjab in the Airforce

A Sardarji Airforce pilot is extremely satisfied with his aircraft's performance. By what name does he refer to it?
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Sukh oi!

More Ashok Leyland

Ashok Leyland launched a new mini-truck recently, called the DOST (yes, they insist it's upper case all the way)

2. If Ashok Leyland were to launch a larger, bigger brother version of the DOST in southern India, it would be called...
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DOSTanna

Ashok Leyland

Ashok Leyland launched a new mini-truck recently, called the DOST (yes, they insist it's upper case all the way).

1. If Ashok Leyland were to launch an electric version of the DOST, it would be called...
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DOSTe

Sweeney Todd

q. If sweeny todd had a baby what would he be called?.

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a. toddler.

Shayeri time!

two guys go to a forest
one of them sees a tiger and shouts, "sher! sher!"

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the other guy says, "ok. arz hain..."

Politically Correct, or is it?

If the opposite of pro is con, then what should be the opposite of progress?

Cobra!

what do baby King cobras do when they roam a village in Bengal freely?

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kill bill :)

Even More Rajnikanth

Its time for Rajikant again... (some will inevitably be repeats)
- The new symbol for Rupee is actually Rajnikant's Signature
- Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin
- Rajnikanth never pays attention - attention pays him
- Alfred Nobel was nominated for Rajnikanth award
- Intel's new tag line.... RAJNIKANT INSIDE
- Death once had a near-Rajnikant experience
- Rajnikanth just counted upto infinity... twice
- Rajni once met Chiranjeevi on the street. Rajni burst into laughter, Chiranjeevi burst into tears, and every passing car burst into flames (Nano included)
- Rajni irons his shirts while he's wearing them
- Once superman made a bet with Rajnikant - the loser had to wear his underwear outside
- 20 years from now, Robots will make a movie...and they will call it 'Rajnikant'

Apple, anyone?

Q: Why is Apple ideally placed to enter the tea market?
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A: Because they are naturally inclined towards the IT (iTea) industry.

More Rajnikanth!

A farmer puts a picture of Rajnikanth on a scarecrow in his field.
So, what do the birds do?
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they bring back last year's corn as well...!

Dowry

If one Ashok were to get married, and his father-in-law wanted to offer him some property, what would he say?
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Ashok Leyland

Gynaecology

If Raju takes up gynaecology as a subject, what will he become when he finishes his course?
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Raju ban gaya genital man

Harbhajan goes to Goa

Q: Which onion dish did Harbhajan Singh order when he was in Goa?
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A: Kanda bhajji.

Joker Joke

So if Joker from Batman had to target any one person from the Indian Cricket Team, who would it be?

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Gautam Gambhir (Why so Serious?)

Mirchi!

So if a Bengali Chilli plant showed sexual dimorphism and turned male what would they call it?

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Sri Lanka!