On holiday

Q: What did the vacationing family do when their hotel reservation got cancelled - and that too, during peak season?
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A: They had to check into a place far from the beach as a last resort.

For fans of Remo Fernandez

If Remo were to sing a song for Andaman & Nicobar Islands, what would it be?
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Dekho dekho
Ye hain Jarwa

For literature nuts 5

Which English poet would make very good business with his works?

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William because-he-knows-his-Words-worth (Wordsworth)

For literature nuts 4

Which poet would be a perfect activist of homosexual rights?

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Mirza Gay-lib (Ghalib)

For literature nuts 4

Which poet would be a perfect activist of homosexual rights?

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Mirza Gay-lib (Ghalib)

For literature nuts 3

Which English playwright would put make his contemporaries tremble in awe at his brilliance?

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William Shakes-peer (Shakespeare)

For literature nuts 2

Which English poet would be a perfect janitor to a lion's lair filled with urine?

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John Dry-den

For literature nuts -1

Which English poet, if he were gay and adopted a child would be the perfect mother figure to the baby?

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William Somerset "Mom" (Maugham)

Punjab in the Airforce

A Sardarji Airforce pilot is extremely satisfied with his aircraft's performance. By what name does he refer to it?
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Sukh oi!