Thief Steals Food.

What would you say if a thief was caught stealing bread from a store?
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Caught "bread" handed.

Another Sardar Joke You Haven't Heard

Why don't Bengalis trust Punjabi sardars?
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If you're Bengali, would you trust someone called Paaji?

A Sardar Joke You Haven't Heard

Why do Sardarjis make the country's best stand-up comic artists AND the best professional boxers?
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Because they hail from Pun Jab

Chevy Humour!

On the day of his retirement, the Chairman of Chevrolet is invited to a felicitation ceremony in honour of his contribution to the company.

The board of directors has an appropriate farewell gift for him - a gold-plated Chevrolet logo. As the Chairman walks on to the stage, the CEO hands over the farewell gift and says, "Mr. Chairman, sir - take a bow."

Mother-in-law Dilemma

If you mix one monther-in-law with another monther-in-law, their heart rates will rise. why?

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sanso ko sanso mein dhalne do zara
dheemi si dhadkan ko badne do zara

Aviation

What would you call a plane that constantly drones next to your house before making a landing on your crops?

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What a 'Fokker'!

Royal Joke!

What would King Aurthur get for cracking a joke at his table?

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A 'round' of applause.

Neurosis!

Patient: Doc, are you sure about this? I mean, I'm a bit skittish about neurosurgery...

Doctor: Yeah, there's a reason it's called the nervous system.

Neurosis!

Patient: Doc, are you sure about this? I mean, I'm a bit skittish about neurosurgery...

Doctor: Yeah, there's a reason it's called the nervous system.

What Happens with Cheap Guitars

A very poor guy manages to save some money and wants a guitar. He goes to a shop and asks for the cheapest guitar available. The shop guy shows him a guitar lying in the corner. It looks plastic-y and cheap.

The guy says, "Yeah, this is ok, but dude, this looks really cheap!" The shopkeeper tells him, "Man, with your budget, this is the best I can give you. Take it or leave it."

The guy sighs, and asks them to pack a fresh piece. He makes the payment, takes the packed guitar, and on his way out, tells the shopkeeper, "I know it was cheap, but this is also so very basic, man!"

The shopkeeper looks at him for a while and tells him, "It's just a guitar! It's not like you are going to have a relationship with it!"

The guy walks home with his new guitar, and then unpacks it. When he is about to strum a tune, he realizes what the shopkeeper meant at the end - the guitar came with 'no strings attached'.

Ratty!

A farmer has long term headache issues and frequently needs to visit the physician. On top of that, he has a new problem - there's a rat infestation at the farm and they are stealing all his corn.

So, his friend comes to visit him and says, "This thing with the rats stealing your corn has to stop. You didn't need another headache, did you? "

The farmer replies, "Yeah, I know. It's my grain!"