Chemistry 3

How did the child refuse his sodium tablets?
.
.
.
.
- Na Na Na!

Chemistry 2

How did the wife attract the hubby's attention to the silverware in the shop?
,
,
,
,
- She struck a knife and a fork together, and said, "Ag, sunte ho?"

Chemistry 1

Where would you find Calcium and Iron?

in a CaFe

Math Pun 1

 Making math puns is the first sine of madness

that's cos it's science

Bloody Laptop Bag!

what do you call a laptop bag full of blood?
.
.
.
.latpat bag 

Oreo!

I only eat Oreo when I'm surfing the internet - my browser's very choosy when it comes to accepting cookies.

Deja Vu, Anyone?

Deja Poo : The feeling that you have heard this crap before

Cockroach Issues

What do you call a rogue cockroach attending anger management classes?
.
.
.
.
Pest control

Titanic Artifacts

 Blue Whale: Yo man, look -antiques from the Titanic!

Great White: Yeah, cool stuff, huh? You interested? I'm a loan shark...

Adam and Eve 4

Adam had taken Eve out on a few rounds of skydiving. Each time, Eve
was too scared to jump, so Adam had to hold her hand and jump with
her.

They didn't notice that God's mother was floating around below,
looking up at them...

Horror of horrors - they fell in God's eyes. When Eve asked Adam what
happened, Adam replied:

"God ki maa ki aankh!"

Adam and Eve 3

Adam had taken Eve out on a few rounds of skydiving. Each time, Eve was too scared to jump, so Adam had to hold her hand and jump with her.

They didn't notice that God was floating around below, looking up at them...

Horror of horrors - they fell in God's eyes. 

Adam and Eve 2

Adam had taken Eve out on a few rounds of skydiving. Each time Eve was
too scared to jump so Adam had to push her out of the aircraft.

He was Eavesdropping.

Adam and Eve 1

Adam was listening to Eve talking crap on the phone.

He was Eavesdropping.

Why, man, why?

A guy desperately needs to get to Eluru from Rajahmundhry. As he drives out of town, he comes to a big river and sees the bridge completely gridlocked. Frustrated, he starts singing. Which song does he sing?
.
.
.
.
Why this Godavari, Godavari, Godavari, di?

Nobel Aspirations!

What did the new, unsuccessful poet say when he stood before a photo of Tagore?
.
.
.
Yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!

For literature nuts 5

Which English poet would make very good business with his works?

.

.

.

William because-he-knows-his-Words-worth (Wordsworth)

For literature nuts 3

Which English playwright would put fear into the hearts of his contemporaries with sheer brillance?

.

.

.

William Shakes-peer (Shakespeare)

Mirchi!

So if a Bengali Chilli plant showed sexual dimorphism and turned male what would they call it?

.

.

.

Sri Lanka!

Joker Joke

So if Joker from Batman had to target any one person from the Indian Cricket Team, who would it be?

.

.

.

Gautam Gambhir (Why so Serious?)

Ouch!

what goes quack quack ouch?
.
.
.
.
goose bumps

When Wives Drink

 What did the relieved wife do after the drunkard husband finally died and attained rigor mortis?
.
.
.
- she poured herself a stiff one.

You Dopers, Very Painful!

What's the most difficult joint to crack?
.
.
.
.
- JEE (Joint Entrance Examination)

You Dopers, Seriously Painful!

What's the most painful joint?
.
.
.
.
- Gout

Dopers, Painful!

What's the smokiest joint?
.
.
.
.
- Knee surgery in fog

Who Says Women Can't?

To survive in the real world, what did the female baker have to make herself?
.
.
.
.
- a tough cookie.

Poor Draupadi

Why couldn't Draupadi open an SBI savings account?
.
.
.
- Because the form only had one space for spouse's name

Surpanakha Has More Troubles than You Thought!

At her wedding, what item of jewellery did Surpanakha skip?
.
.
.
- Her nosering